The title of this post sounds dramatic. It’s because something major is about to happen: We’re going to have new siding installed, starting next week. What’s the big deal, you may think. Well, just like having your house painted, the project requires that you move everything, and I mean everything, away from the house. Plants, of course, but also rocks and soil. If you’re like me and you have garden beds that butt up right against the house, that does mean upheaval.
The project will kick off this coming Monday. I’ve been stressing out about it — who wouldn’t! — but every time I do, I take a deep breath and look to the garden to bring my blood pressure down. Most people who visit come in the morning or early afternoon, but the front yard really is at its best in the early evening. Take a look:
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View from the front porch |
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Where do your eyes go? |
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Mine go here: Calliandra ‘Sierra Starr’, a hybrid between the Baja fairy duster (Calliandra californica) and the California native fairy duster (Calliandra eriophylla). It’s taken a few years to get to this size, but now that it is, it’s been rewarding us with flowers for 9+ months out of the year.
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This silver torch cactus (Cleistocactus strausii) has been in a relatively small pot for longer than I can remember. It’s filled every cubic inch of space and really needs to be moved to a larger pot, or planted in the ground. I’ll make a decision on that after the siding project is done.
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This beautiful variegated plant is a pineapple relative, Bromelia serra ‘QuĆ© serĆ”’. It was a small thing when I bought it, and it’s performed beyond my wildest expectations. Heat, drought, winter cold — nothing seems to faze it.
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Cacti are at their most photogenic when they’re backlit. This is Lophocereus schottii ‘Wooly Rhino’, a particularly hair form of the senita cactus.
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Dudleyas are probably the most iconic of all California succulents, but many people find them difficult to grow. I won’t say I’m an expert, but I’ve gathered enough data points to know which species are likely to handle our hot and dry summers and which won’t. This is Dudleya candida, both the green and the white form. It’s a Baja California species that’s performed well for me. In general, dudleyas from Baja do better here than species native to coastal Central and Northern California, like D. lanceolata and D. farinosa.
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Speaking of dudleyas, this is my favorite out of the 30+ dudleyas I have. It’s an unnamed D. brittonii hybrid created by dudleya wizard Stephen McCabe. It gets full afternoon sun and yet it looks perfect pretty much year round.
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This summer has been really unusual, far milder than usual. Now that I’ve said it, I’ve probably cursed us all. But seriously, temps in the high 80s or low 90s, that’s my sweet spot. We’ve even had some clouds — not a common sight in the summer — and hence some beautiful sunsets. |
OK, now that we’ve enjoyed some pretty sights and let ourselves be distracted from the inevitable, let’s get back to reality. Preparing for our siding project, we had to create a 2 ft. path between the wall and the raised planted bed you see below:
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This involved moving quite a bit of rocks and soil. A big thank you to
Kyle who helped me get it done in no time.
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The rocks, soil, and plants we dug up are parked next to the bamboo, at the top right in the photo above.
In the backyard, we have two strips next to the house that have always been problematic. They’re narrow, shallow (maybe 2 ft. of soil), and unirrigated. Here’s the one on the north side of the house:
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A 55-gallon rain barrel was on top of the pavers you see in front of the Salvia chamaedryoides |
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A similar strip is on the south side of the house. I’ve tried many things over the years, ranging from geraniums to aloes and aeoniums, but nothing ever worked to my satisfaction. After a lot of back and forth, I’ve decided that both strips will be home to columnar cacti: totem poles on one side (monstrose form of Lophocereus schottii), and Mexican fence posts (Lophocereus marginatus) on the other. I’ve been propagating cuttings of both so I’ll have enough material to get started once the new siding is in place.
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This is the east-facing side of the house. My plans for this area include a variegated Aloidendron ‘Hercules’ and — well, who knows what else. Some rocks for sure. |
For now, random plants are in random places, waiting for the project to be finished so they can go back to where they came from:
The project will kick off on Monday morning. Our contractor gave us a timeline of two weeks. I do expect some unforeseen delays, but I hope that our plants will be back in place by the end of August. Of course I’ll keep you updated.
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That is a nerve-wracking prospect. You've done all the prep you can, so let's hope for a cooperative siding crew! That cycad looked so happy before its move. Think of the fun you'll have moving pots up against the backdrop of brand-new siding.
ReplyDeleteThe cycad (Dioon edule) should be fine. We got quite a big root ball.
DeleteMaybe I won't put things back the way they were. Good opportunity to switch things up.
This is stress inducing, thank goodness for Kyle's moral support and brawn. The panoramic garden views that open this post are truly amazing, letting you take slow, deep breaths. I'm sure this major project will be done to your satisfaction. I'm excited for the 'After' photos' reveal.
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It's amazing, a few deep breaths really do make a difference :-)
DeleteOh, you are in the middle of a big upheaval! So nice that Kyle came over to help. I love the idea of the columnar cacti next to the house, that's going to look fantastic. We all look forward to seeing which color chosen and of course the reveal. It's a ton of work, I remember the process when we had the house painted a few years back. The sunset photo of your front is gorgeous!
ReplyDeleteI love the color of your house. We're going dark(er), too, but not quite as dark as yours. It'll be a big difference.
DeleteI sympathize, Gerhard. We experienced something of the same upheaval back in 2019 when we had the house renovated. Our "3 month" project took nearly 6 months to complete but at least we had the opportunity to move many of the affected plants around in stages. I've no doubt you'll be happy when it's done though and any pain you experience will quickly fade into the wisps of memory. Your photos are fantastic and will be of use when it comes time to put everything back into place!
ReplyDeleteI remember your remodel. This shouldn't take as long. Contractor says 2 weeks. I'm OK with 3 weeks. But beyond that....
DeletePoor Stella is on vacation at my MIL's. The hammering would drive her nuts.
I certainly have a great deal of sympathy for you, Gerhard. I could not do that job! You are lucky to have Kyle's help. He is a great friend. I can't wait to see the progress!
ReplyDeleteI meant to say I am thinking of trying Calliandra ‘Sierra Starr'. I need to check it out and see if it does well in the Phoenix area. I've never heard of it here.
DeleteCalliandra 'Sierra Starr' is Mountain States Nursery hybrid: https://mswn.com/plants/calliandra-x-sierra-starr-pp/. It should definitely do well in Phoenix.
DeleteCivano Growers has essentially the same hybrid ('Mexicali Rose'), with even better cold hardiness: https://www.civanogrowers.com/plantcollection/calliandra-californica-'mexicali-rose'-ppaf
DeleteI cannot even imagine the stress this would cause me. Fingers crossed there are no delays or damage and you're soon putting everything back together.
ReplyDeleteWe chose fiber-cement siding so hopefully it'll never have be replaced again.
DeleteOh, that is upheaval! Yikes. OK, so now you've shown us the before and after, and please share the ultimate after...when the siding is done, and all the plants are back in place. Hope the process isn't too lengthy and/or frustrating.
ReplyDeleteTwo weeks, fingers crossed. Three weeks would be OK, too. I'm trying to be patient.
DeleteSilver lining for the project is you will get to rearrange the design. On those narrow strips down the house sides why not place a series of tall pots on the space rather than trying to grow in ground? That way you can amend soil so there's no concrete leaching (increases the alkalinity) into the soil in those really narrow spaces. Hope all goes smoothly.
ReplyDeleteI hadn't even considered containers. Hmmmmm, that would definitely solve a few issues.
DeleteFirst week of your siding work done? I hope it's going well. The fiber-cement product should last and look good for a very long time. Great Kyle was able to help you with all that. Fingers crossed for the Dioon.
ReplyDeleteI can empathize. Over the next three weeks we will be getting new attic insulation, new roofing, and new gutters. It's a lot to prepare for. There's always the unforeseen damage. Things you wish you had moved, but didn't because you thought no one could possibly step there or that surely this plant is completely obvious where it is. At least most plants are resilient and, as you say, it offers a new opportunity to mix things up. I need to go out and move some plants of my own!
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